Happy Birthday Varun!

I know this is so random!

Once upon a time, there was a guy(and there still is), who wanted to get laid so bad. He wandered on facebook and liked and commented on random photos of fake profiles like Julie, Sheila, Champa, Sanju and her sister Manju. He cried loud ‘I want a girl’ or maybe something like a girl. He ended up making so many blunders that we still laugh so hard about(The bijli incident).

Bro, you are the most desperate, licentious and lecherous guy ever, and i still say that in the most polite way possible.

BUT, having said that, you my friend, are the most genuine guy i know. There are ‘friends’ you can’t stand, then there are friends you don’t really care about, then there are friends you love and THEN there is YOU! I am certain of one thing about my future, one, that you will always be there to be made fun of, with your ‘Is that really you?’ comments on a fake girl’s profile pic and other similar antics, and two, you will always be there to hear my problems and give me some sense(Chaar peti ghar pohochwa dio itni taareef ke liye).

Happy Birthday Tharki!

I wish you get a real girlfriend this year, with feet, arms and everything else(You know what i mean, don’t pretend like you don’t!)

Ok i’ve given you enough footage. Go can back to your ‘Is this really you?’ now.

Party Radisson mein chahiye ab.

Things i do before exams

So each one of us have exams coming up in this very month. Plus the viva, lab tests and other shit will make sure that we mug as much as we can so that we can pass this semester. So here are the list of things we all do(or atleast i do) right before the final exams-

1) Make a time table-This is something i am doing for some 10 years now. Whenever i see exams coming my way, i resolve to sit down and study. Every study session starts with the making of a time table. I assign subjects to days. It  takes some 10 minutes and then i am tired enough to not start studying. I go back to my usual stuff like facebooking, youtubing,watsapping and other bakchoding. For all my non desi readers, bak or bakwas=senseless and chod=fucking, which makes bakchodi=senseless fucking. WAIT! WHAT? :O I don’t go around and fuck senselessly! Bakchodi simply means doing nothing or just gossiping around.Damn you Hindi to English dictionary!  There is this one major disadvantage of making those time tables and stuff. I miss one day, which ofcourse i do, and then i have to sit again and make that fucking time table again, now assigning lesser no. of days to each subject. It just goes on and on and on unless there is an exam the next day and its already midnight. Yes, its only a few hours before the exam that i understand that all this planning and stuff  doesn’t work when it comes to studying.

2)Making Lab files- You have an exam in two weeks but all you can do is copy your topper friend’s practical notebook.Why? Why teachers why? Why can’t you keep those Fuckin lab tests soon enough so that it doesn’t waste the precious and most importantly the very little time we have before exams! All i do is make those lab files, which ultimately goes to the kabaadiwala(scrap dealer). *Just kiddin* all i can write in my answer sheets is from my lab notebook because that is all i have read. If there was no lab notebook then i would have zero knowledge of the subject and who knows i might also start writing songs in my answer sheet.It must be fun, i have never done that.I know I know, I am such a good boy 😛

3) Movies and TV series– We all have that one friend who has all the movies and TV series that were ever made in the history of mankind. And we bring his hard disk home from time to time so that we can waste our time with all those american characters. Everytime my mother comes to my room and she sees me watching something with blonde people in it, she says,‘Angreznein kuchh zyada hi pasand nahin hain tujhe?!‘(Don’t you think you like blondes too much?).Yes i love kaley cuoco aka penny.Sometimes i think my mother knows me so much 😛 Last time during exams i was watching ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S’, i got so addicted to it that after every 10 minutes of study i watched a 20 minutes episode. Watching friends wasn’t a waste of time, HIMYM was,though Barney stinson made sure that i was not going back to my books again.*Self hi-5*

4) _____________(<this means nothing)- Yes nothing! I just sit in my room with a book in my hand and thinking how good it would be if that girl could be my girlfriend, how i would take her to movies, have a good dinner paid by her, watch iron man 3 in 3D and do stuff  with her.Yeah, you guessed it right, this is exactly why i am single right now. Or how my life would have been if i could be a little less lazy and write a good book instead of sitting around on social networking sites all day long. How i would have been a mini celebrity by now sitting around some hot girls who are asking for it.I am talking about my autograph you dirty minds. This is how i do nothing.*Day Dreaming*

Pic not related to this blog but what the hell! its funny!

5)Youtube- One more place where you can waste your time. My video searches are as awkward as it can get. From ‘Pakistani media on India/IPL/Economy'(its like stalking your ex) to ‘desi spiderman fighting scene’ Also there is this one awesome channel that i came across called iisuperwomanii. Do check it out. Don’t worry, its not mine. Just happen to love her videos. What the hell! I love you superwoman! 

6)Update my blog 😛

Make sure you beg your teacher for that half mark that might do wonders and you might just pass the exam. Don’t be shy. Be a bakchod(yes we do use that word every possible where we can). Last time i wrote nothing but a lot of shit in my answer sheet, my teacher gave me only 1 mark. When i went to her to ask for more, she said she wanted to give me more as i have written so much, but whatever i have written is alien to her. I still made sure that she gives me half a mark  more. Yes every mark is important. It can save your life.
That is all for now.These are the things i do before my exams. Feel free to mention things you do before your exams in the comment section below.
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Possibility of a Ban on Porn in India

OK, first thing first! You might want to download as much porn as you can. Just open a torrent in a new tab and start downloading porn right now! Because you don’t know, there maybe a PORN BAN waiting for all of us in the near future. Some guy named Vijay Panjwani has filed a petition in court saying that most of the offences committed against women/girls/children are fueled by pornography. Now Supreme court has asked I&B ministry to reply to that. Well, we know that our beloved ministers also love porn and they themselves cannot stay away from porn even while working. So, there are very low chances that the ministry will take this seriously. we have even heard that many ministers, no matter which party or caste they belong to, are already getting in touch with the I&B ministry to make sure that there are no steps taken in this direction. The speakers of respective houses also fear that if there is a porn ban then the number of MP’s and MLA’s attending sessions will see a huge decline as the free wifi also won’t be of any help.

Also, people are quite shocked hearing the possibility of a ban on porn in the country. From young boys to old uncles, all of them are still not able to absorb the fact that they might have to see something like this. They say its equivalent to the end of the world for them. Many say that its because of those rapist pigs that the entire country will now have to face this punishment. They say that now, even hanging those rapists is not enough as due to them many will have to suffer. Meanwhile people in Pakistan, the nation that is number 1 in watching porn are laughing on their neighbor’s totally insane decision of a possible porn ban. Hameed chacha, a popular local pornstar of Pakistan believes that now Indians will try and come back to Pakistan as they will not get one of the four basic things to live life. He named them as ‘Roti, Kapda, Makaan aur Beeloo filams‘. He also fear that the porn market will take a huge dip as his site ‘Hameed chacha ka sex.com’ won’t get enough hits. He also said that ‘Desi Mujra’ and ‘Saree sex’ are quite famous search terms that his site gets.

Back home, many engineering students from big colleges like IIT to TATTI have decided to gather at India Gate at 6 PM to march against this possibility of a Porn ban. They will be carrying their tabs and laptops with porn running on it. Student community as a whole is quite pissed off by this news. One guy from JIIT, one of the top ranked engineering colleges in NCR shared his pain with us. ‘I will miss Sasha Grey,Jenna Jameson and Sunny Leone. They are like family to me. When i left my home to come to study in this big city, i was afraid. But i found another family here in those people.I will miss all of them. I will miss Savita bhabhi. There is also a Savita bhabhi movie coming next month, i wonder if they will allow that. That will be the farewell of this legend called Savita Bhabhi.’ He wanted to say more but talking of all this he started feeling horny and asked us to leave his room. Also his room mate called and said that he won’t be back for 2 more hours. So he wanted to enjoy his last moments with Savita bhabhi. Though he asked us to keep him anonymous as his friends think he never watched porn. He feared that if they know then they will gather around and beg for his hard disk which has 50 GB of porn in it. He also had paid ones. After that we asked another guy who said that high internet speed in the hostel room will be of no use now.

There is one NGO named ‘I love Porn’ which has also started an initiative named ‘Give justice to my hand’. This NGO believes that after this ban, the right hand will be of no or very less use. Some people have also started an online campaign to stop this porn ban. There is a lot going on in political field regarding this issue. Arvind Pejrival of Paan aadmi party has reportedly said that porn was the only memory of his IIT Kharagpur days and that if this would happen then the country will get even more corrupt. He went on to add that the government is ruled by Chukesh Ambani who totally wants to monetize porn market and is therefore playing with mango man’s emotion. Rahul baba of congress also said that he will do whatever he can to stop this. He said he understands what is going on over the young people of the country as he also is very young. His critics said that he owns Brazzers and thats why he is trying to stop this, otherwise he planned to do nothing but watch porn in his house whenever his mother Ponia Gandhi is away in Italy.

Brazzers will now be producing daily soaps for Indian Market

Ganna Hazare of IAC also believes that banning porn is not an option, he said that ‘People of this country are very tharki, they come home from office and college and reduce their tharak by watching porn on their PCs’. He said that 10 years ago when there was no internet, people had nothing to do but make babies, but after the discovery of  internet and more specifically porn, the population has gone down to an extent. He fears that there will be a boom in population if they ban porn. Many intellects are also supporting Ganna’s views.

Bollywood on the other hand is happy with this news. Lukesh Bhatt, producer of semi porn movies like Murder and Jism said ‘I am so happy. Now people will shift back to our movies for nudity and sex. Murder came in a time when online porn was not easily accessible. That’s what made it a huge hit. Good old times are now back.’  Sunny Leone also posted on twitter ‘thank god i changed my profession from a porn star to an actress. I am so happy! Also i have asked producers to add some nudity in ‘laila’ song as a gift from my side.

Everything said and done but now its all upto the I&B ministry to save the country from this porn ban. We can only pray. Long live porn.

(This article is only for fun. I don’t give a f@ck if it hurts any person or community’s sentiments)

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GHANTA Engineering

We all are so familiar and terrified of all those aunties who visits our home and ask us about all those things we just don’t want to talk about. We usually lock ourselves in our room but sometimes when we are low on our good luck and high on our bad luck, we have to face this encounter. A few days ago, I faced this and the interesting thing is the answers I had in my mind for each one of hers question.

Aunty: Hello beta, how are your studies going on?

Me: Hello aunty, yeah they are going on well I guess, my semester exams are round the corner, so yes its going on pretty well. Thanks for asking.

My mind: Yeah, I have my exams from next week and I have not even opened a book. Every time I open my laptop the first thing I do is open facebook, see nothing , logout , stream youtube videos , then again open facebook , again nothing , again logout, back to youtube again and this program is on an infinite loop with a  condition if its late hours or there is no one at home then some ‘other’ websites replace youtube in the infinite loop. So my studies are not just going on well but GHANTA well.

Aunty:  You are doing Engineering right? I have heard its very hard. You must be a very hard working student.

Me: Yes, its hard. But when it’s something you like doing, then its easier to do. Plus, the college lectures are too tiring. One has to concentrate for like 6-8 hours on the things our professors teach. Its important. Engineering is tough.

My mind: Yeah, its tough. Sitting in lectures  for so many hours doing absolutely nothing is tough. Its hard not to fall asleep. The only thing that save our lives is the phone, specially the smart ones. Angry birds, temple run, subway surfers and a lot more are life savers. God bless their developers and the guy who invented smartphones.  The last lecture of the day is the toughest and very weird also. Once my friend sitting right next to me started humming ‘saare jahaan se achha, Hindustan hamara…..’, and we looked at him and gave him a ‘WTF?’ expression and then joined him in the next minute.(Yes, it was our beloved BAWA).Sometimes it gets so dark and I go deep into the thoughts,  Just like 2 days back I made a ‘shayari’, it goes like

‘ Iss dil ka kya dosh tha jo tum chale gaye,

saali attendance itni low to naa thi jo debar hi kar diye gaye’

(ok I won’t write shayari again).

You even watsapp your friend who sits right next to you in case the teacher is an a$$hole and threatens to cancel the attendance if he finds you talking.But you have to be sure that the professor thinks you are all ears to him and he is teaching very well, otherwise you won’t get the attendance and you know you attend a class only to get the attendance.  I think there must be a law called ‘Right to attendance’. Every student who attends the class should be given attendance, irrespective of any other thing professor accuses the student to have been doing. These guys should be given punishment if they don’t give you the attendance. Punishment being give attendance to everyone for next 2-3 classes. After all, its your right. And when you are free, you sit with your friends doing absolutely nothing but talking about girls, MBA/MS plans, the new releases and how big an a$$hole the new professor is and ofcourse the frequent ‘ye ladki pataale, wo ladki pataale’. People say engineering is tough, a wise man once said

‘Engineering teaches you the art of being cool and do absolutely nothing even when you are being screwed’ 

that wise man was me ofcourse. Imagine a tough course like engineering and we study one night before the exam so its tougher and this shows that we are not just hard working but GHANTA hard working.

Aunty: You are in JAYPEE Noida right? have heard that your college is a good one. Good your future is set, my son is doing BBA from Amity, he is such a spoilt brat, I and his father are so worried about his future.

My mom: Arre not to worry, studies never ensure success, there are many people out there who don’t have big degrees but are still successful in their field.

Me: Hmm, you have Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

My mind: Ok first I don’t understand why it’s a ‘good one’ (or maybe she was just being sarcastic). All my college is gonna do is give me a job of 3 lakh something per annum after 4 year degree. That too is nobody is sure of.  People doing hotel management earn more than this nowadays. A few days back I was talking to an engineering pass out who is working in Chennai, when I asked him how is work? His reply was ‘GHANTA work, girls here have more baal (hair) on their body than I do. It sucks.’ Engineering now is no more than doing +2 and specially if you are in JAYPEE Noida with this blue uniform of yours, you definitely feel like doing +2. A relative of my friend once asked him ‘morning mein prayer bhi karte ho?’ It must have been so embarrassing. And aunty! What are you talking about? While I am sitting right there in my lecture singing ‘saare jahaan se achha’ for no reason, your ‘good for nothing’ son is having fun with 4 of his sexy as hell girlfriends in the GIP, Noida. And mom? What was that? You never said this ‘studies never ensure success’ thing to me.

Aunty: Chalo its good manoj, I disturbed you I guess. Continue with your studies. Complete your engineering with flying colours.

My mom: Ok, Go back and study.

My mom’s mind: GHANTA Study.

Me: Ok bye aunty.

My mind: Engineering Engineering GHANTA Engineering!

Those BITC#E$

There are so many times in your life that you like a girl and fall for her. This phenomena is popularly known as ‘crush’ among us. Many of them come and go like seasons in a year but some of them just do not leave you alone. They haunt you in the night. They come in your dreams. They are always on your mind, no matter where you are? what you are doing? They just don’t go out of your mind. And it looks beautiful, you think that there is no girl better than her and you would not find anyone better even if you go find all around the world. To us that one girl looks better than any actress, model or even a porn star. You become so obsessed with that one girl that you start disliking many who are even better than that one girl. The life ends there, it seems like there is nothing more you will ever need in your life but her. Some people may call it love.

Now, after so many days(or months or even years) you prepare yourself to go to that girl and tell her what you feel for her. You go to her and tell her everything. Now there are two possibilities, one she would say yes and you will be the happiest person on this planet and jump around like a monkey flaunting how you did it. You both promise that you will always love each other and will always keep each other happy (that of course is a myth). But your life is nothing short of a hell if the girl says NO. There can be many reasons for that. First you have to understand that a boy usually likes a girl who is one level better than him. Like if the girl is 8 then you are 7 or maybe 6 and if you are less than that, then you are here just to make a fool of yourself. Or if it’s the other way round, that is, the girl is a 6 or 7 and you are an 8 or 9 then the girl has superiority complex(or  you are in an engineering college) and then you see them sharing photos on facebook saying ‘love them who love you, not them whom you love’. No matter what the reason is, your life is no longer the way it was before.

The one girl whom you loved will now turn into a bitch. She will continue to haunt you in the nights in your dreams. You will regret the moment you loved her. The one thing that will not change is that you still won’t like anyone else. Now the situation is worse because you know she is not going to be with you, but still you can’t do anything in this. Now every time you see her, you love and hate her at the same time. Every time she posts photos on facebook, where she is smiling with all her 32 teeths out and tons of makeup on, and with some 150 likes(almost all being of boys) or even photos with boys and suddenly all your ambitions like becoming a TATA or Ambani one day vanish and all you want to be is one of those boys. Then out of nowhere, you start hoping for her again and start afresh by sending her a message with same old shit ‘How much I love you’ and other crap. Now this time, the bitch would not even talk to you. She won’t even reply you and will just block you and start ignoring you. Now everytime you will see her, the words that will come out of your mouth is ‘fucking bitch’ or ‘bhen ki ****’ or some other shit in your mother tongue.

There is new category of bitches that has come to notice of many, its called the ULTRA BITCH. These are those bitches who make fun of the guy who loves her. Her bitch friends also join her in this. They all ridicule the innocent guy who only wanted love. If you are into the ultra bitch, then please don’t be a donkey. Be a super dog.

All this loving and hating will go on for double the time you took to finally tell that bitch how you liked her barking. But then one fine day, you will realize that you have now fallen for another girl and the bitch now holds no importance in your life. But beware! This is the cycle of bitches. They will come and go and all you will do is:

New BITCH>DREAMING>PROPOSING>REJECTION/ACCEPTED>ABUSES>New BITCH.

This post is dedicated to all my friends who have gone through this vicious cycle or are going through it now and one piece of advice for them—YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN! SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF!! BTW NOBODY CAN HELP YOU NOW, RIP Bro!

Ps: Not all the girls are bitches, 60% of them are and 20% out of this 60% are ultra bitches. These numbers are on a rise. BEWARE. 

  And for girls: BE A LADY, NOT A BITCH!

(Do not take this seriously, its just for fun.)

If world ends Today..

21/12/12 is here and we all are wondering if world is gonna end today. Its cool if its not gonna happen. I then have to see my semester results which is just around the corner and continue with the same old life. But what if this is our last day. What are the things that we want to do if today is the last day of our lives. I asked this question from some of my friends and the answers were quite interesting. Have a look.

The Geek of my class 1: Will play Most Wanted 2 the whole day( his idea of doing crazy is playing video game all day :P)

The Geek of my class 2:Kill the teacher.(woah!)

The Good guy(who is in love): Will spend my whole day with family and the loved ones(yo buddy! i see what you did there)

The Good guy(who was rejected by a girl earlier this month):Same answer as the good guy no.1. He has not lost his hoped yet.

Girl 1: Will allow my boyfriend to have his way with me (lucky boyfriend) then after thinking a few more seconds she changed her answer to shopping the whole day.

Girl 2: Want to perform in an international event with a spot light (she stressed that point) then after a few seconds she changed her answer to do shopping with all the money i have.

Girl 3: Doesn’t matter what she said earlier, the final answer was SHOPPING.

Best Buddy 1: I will just sleep all day long as i am doing now.

Best Buddy 2: Will f@ck a latina.

Best Buddy 3: Kill you.

Cool Guy 1:Sex, daru(alcohol) and cuban cigar.

Cool Guy 2: Sex, sex and sex.

The regular guys: spend time with my family (and one said apologize to some people.Strong.)

Me: Go to a strip club,do sky diving and kill one or two people.

So as you can see, the results are what i expected. F@cking and drinking for guys and shopping for girls 😛

What would you like to do if this is your last day on earth?

 

Indian Grand Prix 2012: From a volunteer’s point of view

Some six months ago, officials from the Budhh international circuit visited my college JIIT,Noida to select volunteers for the 2nd edition of Indian Grand Prix. I, like many others wanted to be a part of this mega event. Some 500 students were there at the JIIT auditorium from the university itself to make the selection process tough and all the more competitive. The selection of volunteers was based on GD and the forms that we filled to show how good or bad we were. Out of all those only 155 were selected to be a part of this spectacular journey. I was one of the lucky ones who got selected and was happy. The fact that some of my friends didn’t make it through made me sad but nevertheless there is always a next time. The volunteering started 1 week before the final race that is 28th october 2012.The first few days were not so exciting as it involved only the making of entry passes, the allotment of different zones and work that the volunteers were required to do. So ofcourse i was bored, but the next thing i know…it was the experience that i am going to remember for the rest of my life.

Entering the main grand stand of Budhh International Circuit is the first thing i remember. It was large,big,huge,bulky,enormous,extensive,extravagant,grand,gigantic and ofcourse beautiful! The main grand stand is surely one of the best things about BIC, India’s racing arena. There what i saw was a learning in itself. 3 Days prior to the IGP 2012, Everyone from the pit crew of different teams to the sweeper, everyone was doing his/her job so well. They were doing it so smoothly that sometimes you may think that they are just hanging out there. This was not only the case of the main grand stand people but everywhere around the circuit, everyone was relaxed and this is only possible when you are well prepared. It was perfection on display and that too in our very own India(and that too in UP).

One day before the IGP, there was an autograph session with the formula 1 drivers.Only a few people got a chance to be present right in middle of the track with their favorite drivers, the selection was based on some online competition. But being a volunteer i was allowed there(ofcourse) and therefore got a chance to see the likes of Vettel, Webber and Schumacher. Many of my friends also got their autographs and took pictures with them(i being a lazy boy missed that oppurtunity). Nevertheless, watching Schumacher and Vettel was big in itself!

Finally the day arrived and the practice session started and that was the first time i saw the mean machines racing through the circuit.It was awesome and the noises the engines of racing cars generate pumps your heart and it starts beating to an all new level. Although it is great to watch such thing but it becomes difficult to sit and watch the full race. You are bored after some time. It becomes difficult to hear such a loud noise after a point of time, even though you have your ear plugs on. But i have no complaints, the life outside the circuit was great too. On the race day itself, that is 28th of october, there were a lot more people who were coming in to watch the Indian Grand Prix 2012. Some of them were ‘desi’ but many of them were ‘Gore’. Some of them were seen complaining about the facilities there, according to me they were just restless, they already had created an image in their mind about India and the people here. In our language i would call them ‘Dramebaaz’, but that wasn’t the end. Many of them were generous. I met an Australian guy named Ted, he was from Perth. We talked about cricket(ofcourse) and how famous australian cricketers are in India. He too was a fan of Sachin and Virat Kohli. Then there was an English lady, who kept looking for her husband throughout the race but she found him at last drunk, enjoying the race all alone. There was a NRI family, 2 couples who shifted to London some 30 years ago and talked about how life is different there and how India’s image is improving on the global level. Man! It was so nice to talk to people from all around the world.

The day was filled with lots of fun, first there was ‘Rock the Race’ concert which was embraced by Shaan and Vishal-Shekher duo.Shaan, all the way rocked the event, he was on fire, performing 1 hour straight with a live band.Vishal Shekher duo was good too. And the race, it was good too.Though Schumacher was out in the first lap but Vettel made sure that he retains the Indian GP title. I saw the first 30 laps, then i was bored and me and my friend got out of the stand. He wanted beer and i wanted a pic with a blonde(no offence).He got his beer in no time(beer was flowing everywhere, literally) but i never got that pic, not because i was shy to ask for a pic but because the blondes were either with their strongly built hubbies or boyfriends or they were so hot that i did nothing but stare.

All in all, i had a great experience. Made quite a few new friends, and more importantly spend a hassle free week with cars, beer and blondes.

‘It took 3 teams (Aus,pak,SA)’s combined effort to eliminate a champion team INDIA :)’

India’s challenge in World t20 2012 ended yesterday with a one run win over proteas. This looks very different to read as well as write ‘India’s challenge ended with a win’ but the game as well as the format of the tournament was such. After every loss, Indians along with the media of our country leave no stone unturned in criticising the team. But yesterday was a different day. We targeted Aussies and Pakis more than our team, i don’t know how justified it is to do that but it surely was a source of some awesome statuses and posts on facebook and other social networking sites. A few of them were–(ENJOY)

>>’It took 3 teams (Aus,pak,SA)’s combined effort to eliminate a champion team INDIA :)’

>>’Yeh pakistan hamesha India ke tukdo pe he palta rahega! Yaar, itni udhaar ki zindagi toh Engineering ka students bhi nahi jita! :P’

>>’Moral of the match : Operation successful but patient died. :P’

>>’Now India & South Africa will Meet again in …..Colombo airport!’

>>’INDIA Have Won ♥♥ ♥
Return Tickets :P’

>>’Srk ne yeh to bata dia ki har ke jeetnein wale ko Baazigar kehta hai, but yeh nahin bataya Jeet ke harne wala ko kya kehtein hain…India???? ;)’

>>’Let’s start cheering for West *Ind*ies now! :D’

>>’South Africa ka yahi naara hai-
Semifinal na tumhara na humara hai….!!!!
Saale chokers >:o’

 >>’Yeh T20 hai boss. Ab Tameez se wapas aa jao. :D’

>>’India knocked out, Pakistan advance, on basis of net run rate. India take home all bragging rights, on basis of game against Pakistan.’

>>’South Africa to India:- ”Hum to doobenge hi sanam tumko bhi saath le doobenge” :P’

 

 

 

The all ‘new’ seasons

Just yesterday, i watched the premier episodes of the all new seasons of ‘How i met your mother’ and ‘The Big Bang Theory’. Lets talk about ‘How i met your mother’ first. Its first episode looked dull to me, except Barney Stinson’s 1 minute recap of the last 7 seasons! which easily gives you the idea that if he was to be the narrator of the story, it would have ended in 1 minute sharp. Ted Mosby, you are too slow man! I wonder how his children are still of the same age. There you see a very unexpected analogy between Indian saas bahu soaps and ‘How i met your mother’. For eg- The popular character of ‘Baa’, who never grew older and Ted’s children who again never grew older.

  Talking of this seasons first episode, Barney outdid everyone else(again), Ted, like always, is confused.Robin and Barney seem to get their lost love back, Lily and Marshal’s life has changed a lot after their baby and so their is nothing much to offer from these two characters and the mother of the two poor kids is still unknown to them.What we have to see now is, if the makers of the show are coming up with something out of the box or not. Because otherwise, there is nothing much to offer.

Now lets talk about another all time favorite ‘The Big Bang Theory’,unlike HIMYM TBBT had so much to offer.Season started with Howard in space, getting his ass ripped apart by his mother and his wife.Penny and Leonard are still nowhere in their relationship.Sheldon is still the same(and we don’t want him to change either) and its pretty clear how much Amy loves this guy and Sheldon just take her as his ride. Raj’s character is as lonely as ever, but boy the guy is moving in an all new direction? He asked Stuart on a date(unintentionally). Is he gay? When does Howard gonna come back and how his track shapes up?What is the future of Leonard and Penny(lame)? And what has Sheldon in store for us? Lots of questions and we may get the answers sooner or later!